You should all have a Nazi style book burning....when the fire starts to go down, throw a couple of bound volumes in the fireplace...and see what they say.....use a few tracts as napkins during your meal....leave some torn Watchtowers next to the toilet... {the black and white ones were better}
Witness 007
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Any suggestions on the best way to handle tonight?
by myababes inwe have not been in the org for over 10 years now but still see the old jw's around and about.
one particular couple we used to be fairly friendly with we bumped into the other night as they are doing a course at the college my hubby lectures at.
they were never the strongest of couples but have kept going cos of their family i suppose.
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"This change shows how close the end we REALLY are..............."
by Warlock inaccording to one of my relatives, the co said, on a recent visit, that the offer of "everlasting life" will be brief and to the point.. when street witnessing, if people refuse, do not chase them.
in the door to door work, if someone is not interested, do not persist, just leave.. according to my relative, these changes really show "how close to the end we really are".. why is it that every change is interpreted as "this change shows how close to the end we really are"?.
i have come to realize that the wts are masters at jerking people around, and i really hate it!.
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Witness 007
In the future Witnesses will just hold up a book and say: "YES OR NO?.....QUICK THERE'S NO TIME LEFT!!!!!" That will show that the Great Tribulation is just around the corner....when Jehovah speeds up the work and we go jogging from door to door.
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Literature published by Charles Russell that is locked away.
by Bjort inwhen i was a teenager, my family and i had the privilege of visiting the watch tower society, receiving an extensive tour as we had longtime friends working there.
while visiting we were walking past a locked chamber with many many books in it that absolutely no one was able to touch or read.
this was literature that was written/published by charles taze russell.
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Witness 007
Welcome!! Why does the society"s Computer CD only have "Awakes" up tp 1970 while Watchtowers go back to 1950?? I read some Awake volumes from 1950-1969 and found them to be full of weird right-wing embarrasing and scientifically wrong articles. They locked these volumes in the same room no doubt.
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How much does a house cost in your area - Is it affordable???
by Witness 007 inwhere i live in australia nice newer 3 bedroom brick houses go for $220,000 up.
i think this is reasonable.
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As far as I know people from overseas often buy new and older property here since most times their dollar is stronger, and land is avalible.
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How much does a house cost in your area - Is it affordable???
by Witness 007 inwhere i live in australia nice newer 3 bedroom brick houses go for $220,000 up.
i think this is reasonable.
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Where I live in Australia nice newer 3 bedroom brick houses go for $220,000 up. I think this is reasonable. (Aust. Dollars) How much is real estate in your area??
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Ozzie's Weekend Poll #160 - Why no windows?
by ozziepost init seems a long time ago now, but we used to regularly have an ozzie's weekend poll - kinda weekend stuff, y'know?
they ran weekly for three years but they faded - my ill health didn't help.
anyway, it's sunday evening downunderneath youse lot and things seem to be kinda quiet on the board - (where the hell are ya???
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Witness 007
No windows to protect the Vampires who attend our meetings trying to kick there bloood habit. They have a blood card that says "Please no blood orally, except fractions and components which are a conscience matter."
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Memorial going to all in my circuit and partake of all wines!!! Hick up!!
by Witness 007 inmy plan = go to all the memorials in our triple sized hall and partake of all wines...first i pick up the glass check it's texture, sniff it...then down the hatch..."mmmm excellent vintage quiet fruity with a hint of cinnamon.
" then when the bread arrives ill say "no thank you i'm on the atkin's diet.
" i think i could make it to at least 6-8 different meetings that night at our complex...although i think i will be very drunk by the 5th meeting.
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My plan = Go to all the Memorials in our triple sized hall and partake of all wines...first I pick up the glass check it's texture, sniff it...then down the hatch..."Mmmm excellent vintage quiet fruity with a hint of Cinnamon." Then when the bread arrives ill say "No thank you I'm on the Atkin's diet." I think I could make it to at least 6-8 different meetings that night at our complex...although I think I will be very drunk by the 5th meeting. "Are you anionted...no but I'm full of Holy Spirits!!!!"
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Mormon Prophet / President dies at 97 years old.
by Witness 007 inthe mormons are without a prophet today since gordon hinkley 97 who served for 13 years passed away due to old age complications.. his was a quiet term for a president since his predecessor had to deal with the 60's sexual and racial revolution.
{in the late 1960's the prophet told mormons that god now allowed blacks into the priesthood...after years of much contraversey.
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The Mormons are without a prophet today since Gordon Hinkley 97 who served for 13 years passed away due to old age complications.
His was a quiet term for a president since his predecessor had to deal with the 60's sexual and racial revolution. {In the late 1960's the Prophet told mormons that God NOW allowed blacks into the priesthood...after years of much contraversey.}
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100,000-year-old Human Skull Found
by Legolas in100,000-year-old skull delights scientists.
chinese researchers hail "greatest discovery since peking man".
beijing - an almost complete human skull fossil that could date back 100,000 years has been unearthed in china, state media said on wednesday, hailing it as the greatest discovery since peking man.. last month's find in xuchang, in the central province of henan, was made after two years of excavation just as two archaeologists were leaving for the lunar new year break, the china daily said.. "we expect more discoveries of importance," li zhanyang, archaeologist with the henan cultural relics and archaeology research institute, was quoted as saying.. the fossil consists of 16 pieces of the skull with protruding eyebrows and a small forehead.. "more astonishing than the completeness of the skull is that it still has a fossilized membrane on the inner side, so scientists can track the nerves of the paleolithic ancestors," li was quoted as saying.. besides the skull, more than 30,000 animal fossils, and stone and bone artifacts were found.. "the pieces of the human skull showed up just when archaeologists were going home for the spring festival," the newspaper said, referring to the new year holiday which officially begins next month.. peking man was discovered in the 1920s near beijing and dates back roughly to between 250,000 and 400,000 years.. http://www.thestar.com/sciencetech/article/296725.
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Witness 007
Big deal!!! I"ve eaten Spring Rolls and Dim Sims that were older then that!!
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Ex-J.W = So my Mum says NOW she's anointed and going to heaven???
by Witness 007 inyes my mum is now anointed..she is partaking of the emblems and says she "has no reason to live in paradise if we won't be there.
" so in protest she has decided to "move".....to heaven as a "king and priest.
" it turns out jehovah has invited her so that leaves 143,999 positions to be filled.
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Witness 007
Mouthy, that's exactly what my mum would say!!!! For the record there are no "babies, girls or boys" in my movies, just consenting adults....my wife seems to like them too, it spices up our love life!!